I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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