I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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