I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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