Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Gotta go, thereโs a chick at my door that wants to give me head
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
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