I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Randomize
