My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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