yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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