Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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