I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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