So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
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