Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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