Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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