he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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