I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I still have a little drunk in my system
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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