You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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