Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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