I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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