I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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