I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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