Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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