we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Shame - the story of my life.
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