all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I am one with the molecules
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Randomize
