Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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