it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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