R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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