So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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