It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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