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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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