Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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