at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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