I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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