Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
where are my eyebrows?
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