This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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