ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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