I wannas sexs uuuuu
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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