I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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