Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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