I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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