NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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