if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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