Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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