And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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