Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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