I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I smell stomach acid.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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