But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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