I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Someone came in the potted fern
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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