Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
