Got a toothbrush?
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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