when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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