I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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