I don't think brook has ever known best
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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