Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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