ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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