he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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